"Tryna make a dollar outta 15 cents!"
- People who are really bad at investing

"Who's apartment is THIS?" - Mitt Romney visits Buckingham Palace

Old rich guys fighting while trying to sound cordial is funny.

I was wondering why the guy that was against the AA place moving next to him shut up...He's fucking everyone there. Plagiarist, I was gonna!

If cable news is allowed to lie, I should get to use counterfeit money from now on...and I had better not hear a damned thing about it!