If only there was an alarm that went off when assholes come into the room.

Mitt Romney arrives in London and as a tribute hundreds of newborns were named "Tosser" and "Wanker". Film at 11!


"Obama is ackblay, so don't vote for him."
- Romney goes after the Pig Latin vote

Dear famous people, people read your tweets. You're welcome...dumbasses.

Was talking to my mom on THE PHONE and she just ASSUMED that I'm BLACK. Hello...THE PHONE. RACIST!