MY NEW name? S. Anthony DOGG. Well, it's available NOW isn't it!?!

I hate the effect that a woman's butt in shorts has on me. But since I can't do anything about it....
Come here girl, it's slurping time!

Dear hot lady that wouldn't give me a look until I stopped caring, THEN started to be all over me...ALL is forgiven and I will now bang you.

"Dr Dre" changes his name to "Neurosurgeon Dre" and will now concentrate on classical music. Which star will change next? Film at 11!


Kanye West changes his name to....Kanye West. C'mon, you knew THAT was coming, didn't you? :)