NO...MORE...FAME for these asshole shooters! NO MORE FAME FOR THEM! Give them medical attention AND OR JAIL, NOT FAME DAMMIT!

I only get it on with myself when I'm sober. I want me to remember how great I was. You can't lie to yourself. Yeah, I'm awesome. Jealous?

I want a Stunt me to do all of the shit in my life that I hate. That will leave nothing but sex, sleeping and telling jokes to me! Yay!


First braces and now....You're on your period!?! This vacation is going to stink! Can I at least have a Fred Willard?
 (You know it's going to happen)