A guy who isn't funny but tries to be and a guy who's hilarious while trying to be serious. That's who I'm stuck next to. Nooooo!!!!!


Him: "...uh...I love you..."

Her: "uh...thanks..."

Him: *in his head* "I am so banging that friend of yours that hit on me now..."

Ironically I've had SEVERAL fantasies about Janet Jackson angrily grabbing my CELLPHONE....and by CELLPHONE I mean my erect penis.

*flips coin, it's tails* "Well, time to say something stupid!" - Mike Huckabee