Is handcuffing women to the headboard and licking them for hours STILL a thing? Asking for a friend...who's selling me some new handcuffs...

Try? Why?

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You think you had a hard day?

Really?

Not compared to mine. I'll explain. Did you tell a friend NOT to buy cotton running shorts because you made the same mistake years ago...and had a bad chaffing problem?

Did you then have him say "Shut up man, I know what I'm doing"?

Did you have the same friend show up at your house two days later walking funny, ask him why, and have him tell you about the A+D ointment on his dick?

Did you have to try to NOT laugh at his sore junk having ass?

YOUR day was NOT hard.

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