You think you had a hard day?
Not compared to mine. I'll explain. Did you tell a friend NOT to buy cotton running shorts because you made the same mistake years ago...and had a bad chaffing problem?
Did you then have him say "Shut up man, I know what I'm doing"?
Did you have the same friend show up at your house two days later walking funny, ask him why, and have him tell you about the A+D ointment on his dick?
Did you have to try to NOT laugh at his sore junk having ass?
YOUR day was NOT hard.