Kids, don't run with your tablet computer while using your simulated scissor app!

If I call a woman "Nnnngurllllah!', and she knows immediately that I'm referencing Al B Sure!... she'd better not try to lie about her age.

It's been 5 minutes, could someone give me an update on the romantic lives of some teenage celebrities please?

A lady got mad at me because I wouldn't sleep with her without a blood test (I ask EVERYONE). Too bad. ♪Just another MEATLESS Monday♪...

To the lady who's pissed that I won't do her without the blood test, calling me gay isn't insulting, I don't think that being gay is wrong. Your statement is just inaccurate, much like my initial assessment of your character...