Sunday without football is that friend you only like when he comes with your REAL friend, but he doesn't know not to show up without him.

Dear twitter, I wanted to add my location to this tweet, but when I checked the location options, "on top of your mom " wasn't there.

News anchors are more lazy than the average five year old after three hours of shopping for things that aren't for THEM.


...and kids what have we learned from old sitcoms (Three's Company)?
*as a group* "Homophobia is only funny when Norman Fell does it!"