There are a lot of dumbasses in the world...

One man. One vote....huh? MY vote DOESN'T count? Really? I'm an INDEPENDENT! Oh, it DOES count. COOL! Yeah, that's an Obama sticker...why?

Whoever broke into my house, stole my password and bookmarked "Asian armpit lickers"....I'm onto you. You're sick...and you're NOT ME!

Dear young cousin that convinced me to finally play Angry Birds....DAMN YOU! You have ruined me! You're getting NOTHING for your birthday!