STOP walking dogs BIGGER than YOU, or I'm starting a petition to put your picture next to the word "Asshole" in the dictionary.

I'm officially old. Why do I say this? Because I can't tell if twenty year olds are flirting with me until someone else tells me later.

Kim Jong Il and Osama Bin Laden found in a Hooters in Dayton Ohio. Film at 11!

Dear Netflix, we ALL know you exist. STFU with the 40 commercials per hour. You don't see McDonald's doing tha....nevermind. Carry on.

Tyler Perry faces backlash after hiring Kim Kardashian to play Kim Jong Il in his new bio-flick Film at 11!

Kim Jong Il's death surprisingly hasn't lost him any momentum as he's STILL only behind Gingrich by 2 points in a new Fox poll Film at 11!