NOBODY beats Steve Wilkos at musical chairs. NO-FREAKING-BODY!!!

When I greet women, I kiss them on the BUTT cheeks. You're welcome ladies...and it was my pleasure.

Celebrity wife swap. No.

I'm watching Family Guy on Hulu. The commercial is skipping badly but the show is running perfectly. WIN!

The NTSB will soon ban talking to asshole passengers...I'm all for THAT!