A lady called me nigger. I was stunned, I didn't stop having sex with her though. Hey, I paid for the FULL hour.

Give me a woman with this look, Rachel Maddow’s intellect and personality (minus the not attracted to dudes part) and increase the melanin…



So, stopping your dramatic monologue near the end and passing around a tip jar is bad? I...MAKE...MY...OWN...RULES!

I tailgate people on elevators...only amateurs use cars.

Fetishes? Me? Nope. I'm going to do EVERYTHING to you.