Michelle Obama sent an email saying that she wanted to meet me. Michelle...NO, IT can NEVER be! Huh? It was MASS email? I knew that...

Chris Christie, rapidly achieving his goal of being a bigger disingenuous troll than Rudy Giuliani. (Not a fat joke, I don't do those)

Cash Strapped.....A NEW sex game. (FYI, my company has discontinued COIN STRAPPED. Too many injuries)