Randomness...

Why is punishment Corporal and anesthesia General?....thanks and good night! I'll be here all week! Tip your servers!

No not there...there...no, there...no, there...no...there...over here......(My last girlfriends idea of "Anal" sex)

I wish the talking heads on the political shows were sitting in a dunk tank. We'd give the people at factcheck.org a bucket of balls and when ever the panelist lies......bam!!! Dunk the bastard!!!!

They're creepy and they're kooky, the husband's really spooky, the story smelled of dookie, the Balloon Boy Fam-i-leee.....

Life is like a box of chocolates...the longer you're in it....the bigger your ass gets!