Randomness...

Why do they call unwanted mail Spam and not Scrapple...I'll occasionally eat Spam.

Wouldn't a better name be "Unplanned Parenthood"?

A moment of silence. It's winter time now and even the women who insist on dressing inappropriately must now cover up.....goodbye belly rings, goodbye impossible not to notice cleavage...see you next year.

Talk about false advertising, I watched "The Biggest Loser" and didn't see even one of my high school friends.

Computerized assembly lines, GPS Systems, we are so lazy as a society. A friend of mine even has a machine breathing for him....lazy ass.