Randomness...

They say curiosity killed the cat....I say you should still bring in Michael Vick for questioning.

Tom Delay is leaving "Dancing With the Stars" because he got a stress fracture in his foot. You'd think Tom Delay's feet would be safe...they're usually in his mouth.

Hey son, throw that food away. Don't eat it all, there are fat kids in America. (Things heard in bizzarro Somalia)

Forget about WWE wrestling, I just found out that thumb wrestling is fake too. The world just doesn't make sense anymore.