Pet Peeves

Pet peeves: People that you can't have a brief conversation with. We all know people that you have to avoid, unless you have 45 minutes to spend talking about things only worthy of 30 seconds of conversation. Here's my message to them....shut the hell up! Can't you see that I'm in a hurry! If you don't mind I'd like to put out this fire, then we can talk endlessly about you cats' new coat!