Randomness...

I gonna put out a television commercial for a prescription drug with no benefits...just a list of side effects and an 800 number. Then I'm gonna sit back and count the stupid people.

(Note to self)...unisex hair salons only trim the hair on your head...armpits are do it yourself.... must remember...

I just found a new curse word so dirty, I can't even show the first letter it's. "********************"