Randomness...

Just saw the new Roman Polanski career DVD set in the store. It comes with Champagne & Quaaludes. Don't worry though, it won't hurt your pocket too much because it's on sale. The moral compass is missing.

Is there a way to start an internet database/registry for a-holes and douche bags? And yes I want to be notified when they move into my neighborhood.

The Civil War, World Wars 1 & 2, does anyone re-enact anything good that happened?

This is the longest time I've ever been sans girlfriend. I'm considering acting suspicious at the airport for the strip search. "Are you sure I don't have weapons honey?"