Randomness...

Man, they found balloon boy so fast that they didn't have a chance to blame a mysterious black guy for his disappearance.

Breaking News!! Jon & Kate seen buying 8 Helium Balloons!!! Jealous of Balloon Boy??? Film at 11.

Breaking News!!!! Rush Limbaugh to run for Presidency of NAACP!!!!!

Breaking News!!! Angry that coverage died down, Ballon Boy's Family Caught Putting Older Son In Giant Catapult!! Film @11

If I had a nickel for every mention of Balloon Boy today I'd have enough money to buy a gun and shoot the next person that mentions him.