Randomness...

Breaking news! Fox (News?) Trashes President. Stunned nation stands with mouths agape! "it's so out of character" says stunned citizen.

You know you are a country of lazy asses when you outsource telemarketing jobs. "I've got to dial this phone?...myself?...aw man..."

Top Ramen Noodles and Oodles of Noodles should come with blood pressure medicine in them.