I'm going to start celebrating daylight spending time.
Just took a leak off of a high rise onto the pigeon that crapped on my car. Payback is a whaaaaaaaat!!?!!
Women's gymnastics world championships= Take out menu for Roman Polanski
Fast food places have drive AROUND windows, not drive THRU. Trust me.
An expensive dinner does NOT= guaranteed sex! Just because you take me out....Hear that ladies! I will not be used!
Let gays get married. If you wanna stop anyone from marrying... stop idiots. Where do you think new idiots come from?....Exactly!