Randomness...

A friend of mine got a box of street bootleg movies for his birthday....what better way to say you love someone than involving them in a felony.

They grow the Flu Vaccine in eggs. I had a western omelet this morning, so I'm good right? ;-)

Was my last girlfriend from IKEA? She came in pieces and I couldn't put her back together because I couldn't understand the instructions.

Left foot, Right foot, Left foot, Right foot, Left foot, Right foot, Left foot, Right foot.....Too much information? Sorry.