Randomness...

Marge Simpson on the cover of Playboy! Time to get your cartoon of a bottle of baby oil & your cartoon of some tissue!

I am is starting a one stop reality show called "Jon & Kate+8+Michelle Obamas arms+Letterman's junk+The Real Housewives+DancingStars+AmericanIdol"

I'm starting a new religion called "Mindyobizznassism"

...are we done talking about Letterman's junk yet?

Nasa Bombs Moon. Moon Retaliates by staying Full, thus increasing the number of Werewolves in circulation. There's always consequences.

Obama promised to end "Don't ask don't tell" ...think he can pass something that'll stop my next Lady from always "Tellin' if I don't ask?"