Monday, August 12, 2013

There's no REAL difference between loaning money to a friend that always pays you back a little late and a savings account...except, the bank gives you no interest....and you have no interest in hearing your friend's bullcrap excuse for being late.

I just told Oprah that she couldn't afford me.

She totally could though.

Uh, Oprah...I'm for sale....

You wish people would leave you alone? Your wish blows.
Dig THIS, I wish I was celebrating my billions with my pregnant wife Kelly Rowland

If Schrödinger's cat talked to S. Anthony's cousin's cat, it would bite you before you could get it into the box.

Thought experiment over.

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