*other kids show up*
"Those two are a couple of a-holes!"
When you say, "She's out of your league", you mean she's out of YOURS.
I own my own league fool!
(FYI, I'm already dating HER tee hee)
"FYI, when a criminal smiles in a movie, he's going to go back on the arms deal and shoot you."
- S. Anthony advises movie characters
Dear people still scared at horror movies...
Really? I bet the microwave bell makes you crap your pants too.
Dear NSA, I don't appreciate you cutting into my phone call to ask me if I'm "Hitting it"...I mean if you were so good you'd know that I am!
Guys in movies must really love their wives. I mean, going against the mob? The divorce rate is still over 50%, right? Hmmm?