I had to click on "Do you want to delete this account?" on my last relationship...I didn't want my "Computer" to catch a virus...

I don't do drugs or drink. What I'm addicted to is hearing hot women screaming "Oh yeah, just like that big man!

Then my neighbors moved.

Dear women who have let me in them...YOU ARE AWESOME. Dear women who haven't...you COULD BE awesome too!

Fred Sanford was a piece of shit father. But who cares, that shit is funny!