The world is a dark place, people only care about themselves & love is just a chemical process.

Goodnight kids, there's school tomorrow.

DON'T expect anything from anyone.

There, I just made your life easier and better.

You're welcome...

Kiss the cook... between the butt cheeks

- Original and low selling early version of the popular barbeque apron slogan

I just switched THEN baited.

It doesn't work THAT way...

I read your life story to a cow because I was told cows taste better if they are bored to death.