YOUR new laptop is THIN. MY laptop has CURVES. Yeah! Also, it's broken. Don't try to reshape your laptop to make a point. Bad idea.

Obama GOOD.
Romney BAD.
Now you you don't have to keep scrolling down my page.


Forget your tablet computers! I have a gelcap computer. Yeah! I win! It just melted because it was too close to my coffee...

STOP LAUGHING AT ME!