A $7 CUP OF COFFEE!!!!! Starbucks....are you trying to recoup money for all of these years of FREE WiFi or something!?!


I win 550 million dollars....and let's just say....
Stuff is gonna get real.

If you have a "strategy" to win the powerball lottery, there's someone out there that isn't "nuts" waiting to take your money. You're a dope.


"Oh yeah? I dare you! Ow!"
- 56 percent of all of your kid's conversations

Money won't change ME....it will however change the distance between ME and YOU....you heard me. Move it. Don't make me get security!