Friday, November 9, 2012

Boobs taste better than doughnuts.

That awkward moment when you realize that you're having an awkward moment because people can see your balls...and you like it. Fun!

David Petraeus Resigns As CIA Director, Citing Extramarital Affair
(If you can't even keep who you're boning a secret, you should resign)

"Hey Petraeus, ONE Extramarital Affair!?! Lightweight!"
- Tiger Woods

General Petraeus....taken down by his "little soldier".

General Petraeus....shouldn't have sent in "seal team 6"

"Put the hand mirror down, I'll be more than happy to tell you what your genitals look like up close!"
- S. Anthony helps the ladies

"Diamonds are a girl's best friend"
- Broke virgins

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