I'm going to upload a video to WORLDSTARHIPHOP.COM   of me reading a book to my 6 year old cousin Can you say VIRAL VIDEO SMASH HIT!!!!!?!!!

"Citizens UNITED? Aw, that sounds nice. I mean, UNITED! Huh? It means WHAT!?!" - Person living in a cave

Citizens from 15 states have filed petitions to secede from the United States. Not racist...at all.

Dear hot female 40 year old authors, I'm unmarried, not goofy looking and my genitals are working. Leave married Generals alone!