"Vinegar. Vin..N*gger, NICE TRY RACISTS!"
-A tweet If twitter was invented in the 60's

The Obama administration has changed it's mind about the morning after pill.
"Yesssssssss!"
- 30 year old dudes that bang teens

Not ALL boobs are salty, that's why I bring my own salt when I'm on a date.

My little bi-racial cousin poured Cheerios on me while I slept, just like in the commercial.
She just wanted the box.

The one little cousin that was afraid of me, NOW smiles when he sees me and crawls quickly across the room to me....
...and with that, goes my last babysitting excuse.