Monday, June 24, 2013

The ONLY time I've let women call me the "N" word in the when my "D" word was deep up in their "V" word.

If you give too much and receive too little, you cannot walk away too fast...

If you pimp slap a rabid raccoon, fifty dollar bills fall out of it's ass. Trust me.

Ever put your face up to a fan and scream into it? Was it a fan of the Rolling Stones on a bus? No? Punk ass.

I don't BLOW bubbles, Anal only

Ever get your thing caught in your zipper? Your suitcase zipper?

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