"You are NOT the father!"
*dances around like an ass*
"Yeah! I told you! You ain't nuthin' but a !@^#@!"
*hands Maury money*
"Thanks man"

Maybe YOU'RE are mad about the NSA scandal, but without them my friend would've had to hire Cheaters to know about his wife's boyfriend.

Jason Kidd retires.
9 days later coach of the Nets
9 days from now retires as coach
9 days after that goes into Hall of Fame
9 days later...