Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Dear life, don't think that I'm not eventually going to get that carrot you're hanging in front of me!


When did you get that stick!?!

It's National Orgasm Day or as women I sleep with call it, "The first day of Orgasm Year!"

*High five to the throat*

Note to self, don't light the grill INDOORS and try to CARRY it outside. Get younger relatives to do it.

Posts joke on Facebook.
Everybody likes it and adds "rotflmao" etc.
Two dopes start fight about politics

WHY!?! The joke was about CARS!!!

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