Friday, July 5, 2013

Mr. Thomas speaks

When you lose a friend on Facebook...

uh, I've got nothing. I really don't give a shit when that happens to be honest.

I'm self employed. I do think that I unintentionally sexually harassed myself when I tried to pull out my wallet at the drive thru...

To hell with bathing the sponge, bathe ME!!!!

Oh, I see that by misinterpreting your offer I've spoiled the mood....

I'm starting to think that I'll never get married. Oh well, I guess I'll have to settle for actually having regular sex.

You know that moment after lovemaking when you're holding each other nude? Beautiful. Trust me. I filmed you two. Nice. HD does you justice.

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