An identity thief accidentally took my morality. Don't worry, my new morality is in the mail...but right now I'm in your sister.

Don't talk to me when I'm at the ATM. I don't care about that gun you're holding, rude is rude. Just for that, I'm not letting you rob me!

If a person was sexually attracted to cat photos, Facebook would be awesome for them!

Butter has the word "Butt" in it. Has anyone thought about making jokes about that?

Dear voters, when people in power take away a group's right to vote, it shows who they are. Don't ignore the canary in the coal mine...