Yup.

"Stop putting coconut shavings and peanuts on everything without asking first!"

- Me in my mind at a desert stand and also at a whorehouse

I hate when a hot woman accidentally touches your balls and says "No hetero."

Mean!

"Stop putting coconut shavings and peanuts on everything without asking first!"

- Me in my mind at a dessert stand and also at a whorehouse

Just because these evil political freaks agree with you now doesn't mean they always will. Soon, YOU'LL be the victim of these power plays.

People who get pissed when a player leaves your team...you do realize that they don't know or owe YOU anything, right? It's a job to them.