Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Tomorrow my doctor will put her finger in my butt. Is it normal for a doctor to lick your back and whisper "Yes sweet cocoa, this is mine!"?

I’m thinking of starting a podcast next year. I’m tired of being the only human in America without one.

When I make love the "Six Million Dollar Man" bionic sound effect can be heard for blocks. Yeah, I'm inventive with my mood music...

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