Thursday, February 28, 2013

I'm about to get laid! Whoa, never mind, I just hit my hand on the edge of the table. The good lovin' is gonna have to wait...

Sequester = A few hundred people not caring that a few million are getting screwed. Yeah, elections don't matter. Idiots...

"Can I take the ring off BEFORE you crush it?! What are you in a hurry!?!"
-The FORMER Pope

My talking scale just said "Nice ass!". Wait, it said "Nice....ass!". Let's see what it says to this hammer.

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