Ladies, no need for makeup. I like my ladies the way they were born. Naked, screaming and hung upside down by giants wearing masks.

I get scared when old white ladies walk behind me in a alleys...

You can shoot people who won't immediately stop smoking in your car, right?

I actually take glasses and hit people with them.

I haven't had pizza in a LONG time. If someone said "Pizza OR Sex?", I'd pick sex. I mean, sex is better and I'm straight. Who'd pick pizza?