Women taste best approximately 3.2 minutes AFTER they take a shower. I've done the research so you don't have to. You're welcome.

My baby cousin stopped goo goo ga ga-ing and yanked a hair from my nose. We don't look at each other the same way anymore..THE HORROR! Also, I ALMOST fought a baby.

If you're OVER the age of 15 and you answer ANY question by saying "....deez nuts!", you should be beaten and deported immediately.