Starbucks coffee just accused 7-11 coffee of class warfare. The fight was broken up by half and half....who's more fair than half and half? ;-)

Only buy Febreze® if your house is CLEAN. If you buy it and your house is disgusting...we all know what's up. And NO, I'm NOT stopping over.

I like my women like I like my coffee...handed slowly to me over a freshly cleaned store counter by a slightly suspicious, pretty Indian woman at 3am.

Ever have a devastating break up, then meet someone so great that you're glad they left? Well I haven't, so shut up you SHOWOFF!!!!! ;-)

"He would spend several hours per night doing weird things to my butt...BUT I LOVED IT!"
- S. Anthony's ex girlfriends talk to the press

"Uh...yeah....I'm leaving now."
- Me rehearsing my answer to the next really stupid and or inappropriate question that I'm asked

I'm not 24, and I'm not 7....so when is this deodorant going to protect ME!?!