"Don't ever let anyone tell you that you're not good enough. Make them write it down so you can hold it in their face and laugh as you get your trophy." - S. Anthony Thomas

The real world is sometimes more fake and staged than MTV's "Real World"....also, more actual music videos.

Being overlooked has it's benefits.

I'm "The Lead", blow me.

If THEY say "Ignore the man behind the curtain!" Do it. Just remember, they said NOTHING about having one of YOUR BUDDIES drag his ass out.

I just ate some Chinese checkers....they taste like chicken.

It's easy to not care about sports when your teams suck. In OTHER news, every man on the block doesn't care about your mom because...

Dear mob guys, just because he's a mob doctor operating on you out of a truck doesn't mean that you can't ask for a second opinion. Okay?