When I watch minorities become hostile and rail against the rights of other minorities.....my ONLY thought is, ARE YOU STUPID OR CRAZY?

Dear Microsoft, fuck you. I would explain why...but does it really matter?

Alright, NOW I know. It's only cute when your dog hangs his head out of the car window WILLINGLY. Noted.

 I'll show you my six pack if you can show me 1995 or 2013, because that's where they exist.

Erection length 3hrs and 53 minutes....
Doctor not called....
Cialis...not needed....
Me....making this up.

When I get old and I actually need Cialis, I'm not going to be one of those guys who's ashamed. In fact I'm going to add corny sayings to the lexicon ON PURPOSE. "Hey girl, I just took my pills....and in about 20 minutes....I'm going to let you SEE ALICE!"