I'm tired of being cute and great in the sack.

Dear "RELIGIOUS" politicians, we never see you with a bible. Is it because they burst into flames in your lying, stealing, cheating hands?

I'm at that age where I see a teenager and no longer have lustful thoughts. In fact, I say "I'd love to have a daughter like her"....but I say it so their mothers can hear it. It's easier to nail their mothers that way.