Ladies, EVERY guy (Not family) that you hug, sniffs you. EVERY... SINGLE... ONE. NOT me. I'm not sick like THOSE bastards! I know you're creeped out now. Come and give me a hug, It'll make you feel better.
I just shucked and jived. Please tell me Sarah Palin wasn’t looking. She would give me so much shit.
Undecided voter starves to death after being offered the choice of TWO sandwiches. Film at 11!