I'm watching wrestling because I think it's 1980 apparently.

Wait until Mitt's family realizes that they're being replaced by a younger, more efficient family from China.

Tagg Romney, you want to take a SWING at Obama? Uh, he's a dude from Chicago via Hawaii. Don't kid yourself, you'd get fucked up.

Breaking news! Tagg "Empty threat FROM A PUNK" Romney calls out Abraham Lincoln for freeing the slaves and raising worker costs. Film at 11!