If you see guys fighting, give them a simultaneous wedgie. They'll forget why they're fighting while they beat you unconscious #peacemaker

Damn, it looks like they actually used PLASTIC in her plastic surgery.

♪ ♫ They say that giving up is hard to do....now I know, I know it's NOT true....♪ ♫

♪ ♫ Like a good neighbor, I'm boning your daughter. ♪ ♫ - Rejected State Farm jingle rewrite

NO ONE else is going to wear his hat like that dude. You are NOT a trend setter. Turn your hat around and concentrate on the baseball game.

Thanks,

Adults.